Until Halloween, there are still a few weeks out, but the stores advertise their kackscheiszigen wigs and costumes already aggressively. That it is racist to dress up as a Black person, Mexikane_in, Gypsies, People of First Nations, Inuit, you name it, has not yet reached many in Germany. Also gendered costumes are sexist usually: As Frauisierte it is difficult to find a costume that is not “sexy”.
Therefore, I have made a few thoughts and thought up easily actionable DIY costumes. Horror I have defined for myself and thought about everyday things, miss me cold chills of cold sweat.
1) White Tears
Whether in bottle or bucket shape as room spray or individually packed- scary White Tears are always. Especially on Halloween, it seems to be high season, when white people are advised to rather choose no racist costumes.
2) Nice Guy™
Goatee, Fedora and optionally a T-shirt with “witty” (sexist) spell and style for the evening is finished: The Nice Guy ™. Who wants absolutely thrilled at the shit, raises unpleasant Aufreißsprüchen around and winks here all the time. Netzfeminist_innen and OkCupid-User_innen be screaming run away (or offend you).
3) FEMEN activist
Slender, white, ableisierte Cisfrauen pull in Puncto last minute trim once again the longer match: Simply the torso with a essentialistischen_rassistischen saying paint, sift wreath of flowers on her head, group discussions and they burst through purposeful break down. Pro-Tip I: take off the upper part on the party only. Pro-Tip II: Best worn at a party with Sexism Awareness, otherwise the probability is even higher on assaults.
4) My Honey
Probably the most disgusting product from Ferrero: Mon Chérie. Advertising has rarely lie. #TeamNonCherie Wrapped from pink-red, holographic material, with cherry on the top (or inside you), if necessary, write label to the abdomen. Care: the opportunity to be disguised as chocolate, not allowed to paint their own skin darkening. If your costume without this detail is not clear, you do not have it tinkered enough, just deal with it.
5) Alice Schwarzer
At least as popular as the FEMEN activist is the archetype of the FEMEN activist Alice Schwarzer. Especially since it “has indeed correctly done a good job in the 70s !! 11” ™, there are people who will look at the costume as empowernd. But anyone who has thought through since the 70s, is fear. And his head buried deep in their hands.
6) Yappy Shepherd
Story of my Middle Eastern Childhood tbh: that time we had so white German Nachbar_innen with a big German Shepherd, they did not have control. Whenever we have outside heard him on the way in the stairwell, we still stayed a little longer in the apartment, not to be jumped by the Rex II. Over the years, it was found that white German shepherd with aggressive dogs is a common thing here in Schland. Help.
7) Lesbian Drama
The Ex Ex data? Tegan and Sara CD collection borrowed and never get? The separation between the great controversy over the right of adoption of the common cat? The Flüsterfunk is out of control? The Ex Triangle of-the-hell sitting at Sunday brunch two tables? The Lesbian drama Mercy. Simply write all scenarios on small pieces of paper and pinning the clothes tadaaaa: Scary outfit.
8) Bras and ties
Too tight, too big, cunning, the bow pierced his chest, prices skyrocket: HELP! HELP! (Feasibility: All BHs_Binder, happy, etc. with a broken strap, hanging on the clothes Maybe even with vintage Halloween party supplies..)
Swollen Leak tampons, vollgerotzte Tempos and uterine Rage-From-Hell: Still not loving PMS. Thanks to numerous synonyms can visualize the whole good, for example, as a hungry shark (#SharkWeek), as strawberry bouquet (#ErdbeerWoche) or as the familiar Homie Aunt Rosa.
10) Guitar Dude
Meet Wonderwall , Let It Be and Seven Nation Army on guitar and play the songs without permission before the crowd. Once other people gather and sing around you, you have reached your goal. If ein_e wütende_r Feminist_in comes towards you and smash the guitar, er_sie reaches ihr_sein goal.
11) Barista with Bart
Adhesive you a long beard (best auburn), sluggish a denim shirt with a white T-shirt underneath and leave the top three buttons undone. Given a tight trousers and Chelsea boots, a bag of coffee beans and trivial knowledge of the café-operation – already you are exactly right equipped to provide people with unasked Coffee Fun Facts. For many of us know too well the situation in which they simply stick a cup of filter coffee to three hours to scrounge in time Wifi and make an on Public Office, but constantly from annoying barista Dude and his appreciation for good coffee annoyed will. NO ONE CARES ABOUT IT.
12) Extra-charge for sauces
Worst Takeaway experience is when sauces are extra. And then, at best, coughed up in miserly portions. A cardboard box can be easily transformed into a table here. It is important that is good to realize that sauces cost 30-50 cents. Who wants absolutely thrilled at the shit, maybe writes even 1 €.
May sound a bit tiring, perhaps illogical because pumpkins are delicious. The horror begins, however, the hollowing, peeling and cutting.
Do you have more ideas for scary Halloween costumes? Then out with it!
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